This Scone was a happy scone, freshly baked by Amy Pond.
But then this Scone met him…
And had adventures in the TARDIS.
THE END No, it’s not, for there is a fanfic about it. About this companion called Scone with a capital S. And you must read it now.
The Company of Scone by Garmonbozia
And I’ll leave it you to read the rest, because it is pure fanfic gold.